Has Harry Styles finally met his match in new flame Olivia Wilde?
The pair have a 10-year age gap – pretty standard for the 26-year-old One Direction star, previously linked to Nicole Scherzinger, 42, Natalie Imbruglia, 45, and, aged 17, a 32-year-old Caroline Flack.
A bitter breakup from Taylor Swift, 31, inspired huge hits, including the not-so-subtly titled Style.
He will want to avoid 36-year-old Olivia’s wrath – as the Tron star has documented her previous relationships with wonderfully acerbic quips.
Aged 19, Olivia wed Italian prince Tao Ruspoli six months after they met, despite (understandable) reservations that he was living on a school bus.
“My dad did have a minor heart attack,” she admitted after the couple eloped in his bus.
Eight years later they split, with Olivia candidly explaining how their spark fizzled out.
“I felt like my vagina died,” she said, bluntly. “Turned off. Lights out… you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina.”
In the wake of their 2011 divorce, she met Horrible Bosses star Jason Sudeikis, and they had two children together.
Before breaking off their engagement a year ago, she complimented him by boasting the pair “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners”.
Olivia said she “did a little victory dance” when, as a director, she signed Harry to star in her thriller Don’t Worry Darling, and cooed he is “truly devoid of any traces of toxic masculinity”.
Hopefully, she’s found her Darling in Harry, who she’s reportedly been dating for several weeks – but, at least we’ll hear all about it if not.